Crazy European Sex!

[honeyspider]

Why is that the more sex is in a European movie, the more likely it is to end in PAINFUL TRAGEDY. European sex romps are so unrompy when Alison and I get them out.

So we've been sitting on the couch for the last four hours watching movies and spent half of it laughing, crying 'hee! penis!', or crying.

Y Tu Mama Tambien? So good. I've been meaning to see it for years and years but never got around to it. So. Fantastically. Fabulous. All filled with pain for something that had two sex scenes by the time it was three minutes in. Seventeen year old boys are hilarious. And Spanish is sexy.

And now we've just finished the French Ma Mere which was specifically rented because it has Louis Garrel in it, who is one of Raen's main crushes. He's quite a nummy treat. What can I say about it... what can I say... Hmmm, how about OH. MY. GOD. In fact, it was so painful that I've been saying "Oh. My. God." since it finished. Raen has been wandering around in traumatised silence. Because....OH MY GOD. If you're looking for a nice easy sex romp involving mother and son? Yeah, find another one. I mean, it was really good in a very painful way, but... I feel bad for every single person in that movie! :(

Next weekend we're doing the first three Batmans! :D

Comments

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Diego/Gael = LOVE LOVE LOVE

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

OMG so very yes!!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Also, you should complete the set with the German "Big Girls Don't Cry" as Karoline has sex and looks BORED. It's kinda funny. But the film is excellent.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Hahaha, I totally want to see that one... Must check if the video store has it!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

It's such a good film, I was in floods of tears at the end. And there's a decent amount of sex so it fits in with your rule of more sexing = more woe.

I might go watch it again instead of doing this essay..

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Sexing DOES equal woe! Why can't they just have happy sex like in American films!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/bellalestrange/PB%20icons/Karoline%20Herfurth/karoline90.png
That's Karoline's facial expression during sex hahaha. It almost killed the mood of the entire film.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Hahah, God, I love her. She's so fabulous. I'm so glad you're going to use her for someone.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

These are all the Karoline icons on my computer. (http://www.sendspace.com/file/x3li14)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

They don't have it :(

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Aww that sucks :( I could send you my copy if you wanted or something? For a borrow? It was like £4 on amazon <3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

If you wanted to do that. We do quite want to see it >_< I really want to see Arsene Lupin again as well, because Guh. Eva. But they don't have that either. Stupid videostore is not respecting my needs!

[sundered-dark.livejournal.com]

There was more than three batmans?

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Not good ones.

(So I'm told)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Apparently there was ones with George Clooney and Christian Bale but I don't believe such horrible rumours.

[sundered-dark.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... I absolutely forgot about Batman and Robin; and now I remember why...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

"It's going to be a cooooold day in Gotham!" etc.

[jd-piesse.livejournal.com]

though obviously not on Saturday night.
Cause you will clearly be at my 21st party

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Obviously!