Chasing chimeras

Our fridge, which has been a beacon of filthy magnet sentences and permanent marker drunken party scribbings, has just been cleaned. I kept the non-offensive things (Like Sena's artwork of the LFoD and Spiderman which can be seen here but random comments such as 'mummy loves her breast-penis!' (which makes NO SENSE but I think might be in my handwriting) and suggestions that the Scottish nation are full of orgasm fakers had to go. Tequila has played a large role in the decoration of this appliance.

The Man (he gets capitals because he is a saviour like Jesus Christ) will come tomorrow and might be able to fix it. There will be much rejoicing!

Next, the dishes! Because our kitchen is way too messy for someone not us to see it. (Clearly Jayann doesn't count. She's asleep on the living room floor now anyway.)

Alison just re-enacted the soundtrack of Doctor Horrible with her breasts.

On Saturday night everything seemed to be working against us, so we never got to the In Goth We Trust thing that was happening in town. A pity, since I was really looking forward to it. But, eh, what can you do, right?

We went in on Sunday and watched Hera playing in the art centre. She's completely adorable and has some incredible pipes on her. (And Alison uses her as the face for evil batshite insane angel in Darker London who I can never quite be as scared of now...)

Last night in my dream there was a very loud party here and I got completely wasted, and this morning when I woke up I felt like I was deathly hungover until I realised I couldn't possibly be. Imaginary hangover? That sucks!

Pony-obsessed Muz has been demanding photos of my rats for ages, and so who am I to deny a gorgeous friend's sexy boyfriend? (Look at me rack up those brownie points, babies!)

( The poets... )

I am so twitching to get hold of Queen Adreena's The Butcher and the Butterfly and Ride a Cock Horse. *twitch*

ETA: Oh my god! Deadpool is going to be in the Wolverine movie? Deadpool is fuckin' awesome! As if I wasn't already excited enough that Taylor Kitsh was going to be in it, now I get a Deadpool. Squee! I want this movie to not suck SO MUCH. Please be good, powers that be, please be good! (And while you're at it, since Hugh and Taylor are down in Queenstown, encourage them to come visit Christchurch?)

"I'd sodomise a mango."

Three guesses from which mango-obsessed person said this.