Crazy European Sex!
Jan. 21st, 2008 04:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
honeyspiderWhy is that the more sex is in a European movie, the more likely it is to end in PAINFUL TRAGEDY. European sex romps are so unrompy when Alison and I get them out.
So we've been sitting on the couch for the last four hours watching movies and spent half of it laughing, crying 'hee! penis!', or crying.
Y Tu Mama Tambien? So good. I've been meaning to see it for years and years but never got around to it. So. Fantastically. Fabulous. All filled with pain for something that had two sex scenes by the time it was three minutes in. Seventeen year old boys are hilarious. And Spanish is sexy.
And now we've just finished the French Ma Mere which was specifically rented because it has Louis Garrel in it, who is one of Raen's main crushes. He's quite a nummy treat. What can I say about it... what can I say... Hmmm, how about OH. MY. GOD. In fact, it was so painful that I've been saying "Oh. My. God." since it finished. Raen has been wandering around in traumatised silence. Because....OH MY GOD. If you're looking for a nice easy sex romp involving mother and son? Yeah, find another one. I mean, it was really good in a very painful way, but... I feel bad for every single person in that movie! :(
Next weekend we're doing the first three Batmans! :D
So we've been sitting on the couch for the last four hours watching movies and spent half of it laughing, crying 'hee! penis!', or crying.
Y Tu Mama Tambien? So good. I've been meaning to see it for years and years but never got around to it. So. Fantastically. Fabulous. All filled with pain for something that had two sex scenes by the time it was three minutes in. Seventeen year old boys are hilarious. And Spanish is sexy.
And now we've just finished the French Ma Mere which was specifically rented because it has Louis Garrel in it, who is one of Raen's main crushes. He's quite a nummy treat. What can I say about it... what can I say... Hmmm, how about OH. MY. GOD. In fact, it was so painful that I've been saying "Oh. My. God." since it finished. Raen has been wandering around in traumatised silence. Because....OH MY GOD. If you're looking for a nice easy sex romp involving mother and son? Yeah, find another one. I mean, it was really good in a very painful way, but... I feel bad for every single person in that movie! :(
Next weekend we're doing the first three Batmans! :D
Tags:
- abuse of feathers,
- awesomeness,
- best not to think about it,
- best toasts ever!,
- can we rest now buffy?,
- darker london overreacting,
- dl enabling again,
- dl penises,
- drinkings!,
- evident insanity,
- flail!,
- french movies are so awesome,
- hahahaha thrush,
- harness the forces of evil to abuse you,
- how batman was that??,
- i'm so shallow,
- lack of worldly justice,
- look at the boobies!,
- louis garrel,
- love games,
- mango sodomy,
- mmm pretty people,
- my parents going :|,
- necrophilia lol,
- oh my god (in capslock),
- omgawesomefilm!,
- other assorted small animals,
- pointless nudity all around,
- practically a dl rolecall,
- put some clothes on charlie!,
- sequoia doesn't stand for it,
- sex is funny,
- sex romps!,
- shut up all of you - i'm dying,
- so much boobies!,
- solo polo vision,
- spanish mmm,
- stupid freudian movies!,
- take a day off you weirdo,
- take more clothes off matthius!,
- the moon was having a wank,
- they all die.,
- tim's buttsex powers,
- to things that don't suck,
- vibratory fun,
- waaaa incest.,
- what is this??,
- who needs pants?
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Date: 2008-01-20 03:38 pm (UTC)I might go watch it again instead of doing this essay..
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Date: 2008-01-20 03:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-20 03:44 pm (UTC)That's Karoline's facial expression during sex hahaha. It almost killed the mood of the entire film.
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Date: 2008-01-21 04:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-21 04:29 am (UTC)