Gaius Baltar has no pants, Gaius Baltar needs no pants

Just finished season 2 of BSG. (Time jumps, WTF??) This means I now desperately require season 3, which means a trip to the video store.

Things I have learned in my watching...

1.(a) Gaius Baltar needs me to lick him all over
(b) Gaius Baltar cries more than anyone else in the world.
(c) Gaius Baltar does not feed his expensive hookers yoghurt.

2. Cylon women are hot. Om nom nom.

3. Starbuck is my hero.

4. Lee and Anders - Separated at birth? (Honestly, I cannot tell those two apart sometimes...)

A small technical problem... was it the -acting?-

Okay, so last night I watched the trailer for Pirates 2. No, not those movies with Johnny and Keira, I mean the porn one. And I don't usually post up trailers but, dear lord, the hilarity of this one must be seen by all. It's G-rated if you're going by sex and nudity. It is, however, R-rated if you're going by acting.

Oh Stoya, the things I'll do for you.