A small technical problem... was it the -acting?-

[honeyspider]

Okay, so last night I watched the trailer for Pirates 2. No, not those movies with Johnny and Keira, I mean the porn one. And I don't usually post up trailers but, dear lord, the hilarity of this one must be seen by all. It's G-rated if you're going by sex and nudity. It is, however, R-rated if you're going by acting.

Oh Stoya, the things I'll do for you.

Comments

[slothphil.livejournal.com]

The cannon are so symbolic!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Totally, yo. I think they're going to get an Oscar for this one. A classic tale on the high seas.

[fevervignettes.livejournal.com]

That is amazing. I needs to watch it and make with the laughter.

Also, is that a Repo! mood theme I see?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Sadly, it's not! It's just a random moodtheme I made for myself while attempting to slip in as many Graverobber and Nathan images as possible. I need a make a layout for my journal as well with Graverobber. Because, YUM.

[fevervignettes.livejournal.com]

AGREED!

I keep meaning to make one. Someday, oh yes. Someday.

[moment-of-sen.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that looks AWESOME! Lulz. How come none of the guys get credited? Is it cos they're mostly just giant cocks in costume?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

That's what most men in mainstream movies are as well. I jest!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

It's funny cos it's true.

[moment-of-sen.livejournal.com]

Oh you guuuuuys! *lolololol*

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

...


Wow.

Well that's...interesting!

[mute-jester.livejournal.com]

So many blonde bimbos... how do you tell them appart?

Also on another note, I had a dream we were all in your room (probably watching Dexter) and Poe kept phasing through the bars and making a nest ontop of the cage out of little rat-sized pillows... I pointed this out to you but you were sick of having to put him back in when he would just do it again... You has a science-fiction rat!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I can't tell the blonde apart. They're all just big-boobed blondes. But the one I like has black hair! (She used to have blue hair before porn and it was preeeeetty.)

Hahaha, freaking awesome!

[teeth-of-thyme.livejournal.com]

Spaghettis revenge?

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Hey I was just on the fashion spot and if you want me to buy that issue of Glamour with the Ruslana thing in I can and post it to you if you wanted?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Yes! Except will depend how much it is because I'm pooooor.

Today I was thinking about sending you things and I was like HOW AWESOME WOULD A DARKER LONDON CALENDAR BE?? I want a shiny professional made one with different characters on different months and zomgyay!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Nah don't worry about it, it's a cheap magazine anyway (I pick it up often to read at work) so when I'm back at the weekend I'll grab a copy and post it, message me the lfod's address sometime? I made cards for everyone in DL and now I need character pictures to put in them :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

zomg yay!

I shall send you address here.

DL makes me happy in my soul, Clare.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Mmmkay, and I shall make special shiny card for you twos!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

WHOO HOO!

We'll have to think of something super awesome to send back...

How do you feel about human organs?

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

I don't want eyes so put Jilly away!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

D:

She's all locked up so you're safe now!

Until she and Peter get together and have their hot love sex and then she'll be out. Bwahaha.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

That AU still kills me

GOOD.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

IT'S CANON!! ... totally.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Gimme! If I'm going to get it sent this weekend, that is!

[xenogram.livejournal.com]

I'd stick to licking Giaus Baltar if I was you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Aren't you turned on my their amazing acting and fake boobs? Oh, come on, admit it!