Gaius Baltar has no pants, Gaius Baltar needs no pants

[honeyspider]

Just finished season 2 of BSG. (Time jumps, WTF??) This means I now desperately require season 3, which means a trip to the video store.

Things I have learned in my watching...

1.(a) Gaius Baltar needs me to lick him all over
(b) Gaius Baltar cries more than anyone else in the world.
(c) Gaius Baltar does not feed his expensive hookers yoghurt.

2. Cylon women are hot. Om nom nom.

3. Starbuck is my hero.

4. Lee and Anders - Separated at birth? (Honestly, I cannot tell those two apart sometimes...)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

WHERE IS THE BUG, CIRCE??? IT'S GOING TO FLY INTO MY EAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! CREEPY ARSE BUG!!!


*flail*


PS: hot moodtheme. i want to sex it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

The bug is hiding somewhere and waiting for you.

I don't know why I'm replying to this since you're not going to get an email for it since you used my account but maybe you'll check back here frequently to make sure of all replies. One can only hold out hope.

PS: Well, duh. Blair is lickable.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say I came back to check this entry immediately, but I had to make completely sure that DL HADN'T jumped forward a year then angel-wiped the human population so they wouldn't notice, because I was slightly worried about that. BUT IT'S OKAY! It's still 2008. Phew.

So you're stop two. Now I have to brush the other half of my hair and hide it under a hat.

OH and I don't think the bug got into my ear last night. There is probably some other reason for this buzzing in my head.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

That's lucky. We might have had to have WORDS with Lara.

No, it's definitely the bug. It's going to lay eggs in your brainmeat.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

I tried to have words, but she couldn't read the message on our noticeboard because she lives in another country!

FUCK!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

You have a gossip girl moodtheme? OFFICIALLY SUCKED IN, ARE YOU?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Nope, I have a CIRCE MADE RANDOM MOOD THEME OF DOOOOM and the gorgeous and manipulative Blair is 'mellow', which is actually a little ironic.

Oh, Clare, this show is so fantasticly awful! I feel dirty for watching it but it makes me LOL to epic degree. Everyone on it is SO TREMENDOUSLY STUPID I can't even believe it. Especially Serena. Dear lord almighty, that girl is annoyingly retarded!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I KNOW and don't you feel mean for laughing at me. Have you seen The Blair Bitch Project episode yet?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

The who-what now?

No, I mock you more now! It's terrible! I thought it might but good but it's awful, so we're BOTH bad people!

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

It's an episode towards the end of the first series and Blair just pulls out all the stops and it's fantastic.

I mock you too then! It's addictive though :(

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I look forward to it! Blair is sexiest when she's a giant bitch.

And if anyone ever casts her and Eliza Dushku as sisters in something I would be very very happy.

I'm trying to work out who to make Leighton...

OH! Speaking of DL, my Jack the Ripper has been on my brain and I was wondering if you still want his half-sister/lover?

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Yessssssssss.

Leighton is so fabulous but if you use her you've got more Gossip Girl pbs than me :P

Yes! I was thinking half spanish because of that woman you burlsqueed, would Marietta have got involved with the Spanish revolution/Franco dictatorship/stuff I'd use Pan's Labyrinth as a reference for at all?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

AHAHAHA! That'd be hilarious. Although, wait, who else have- oooooh, Michelle! Totally forget she was on Gossip Girl now. Haven't got to her eps yet :( Want Helena!

Sure, I can imagine she had a part in it. After all, she had her part in Jack the Ripper and everything else ever, so if you make something up I will follow along. She's got a lot of history.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Ahaha ok because if my girl grew up with the Franco's people she'd be a little messed up in the head. Currently she wants to go cause havoc in a prison and set up little games with people which is fun :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Awesome :D

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

What did you have in mind then??

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Plotwise, I have nothing in mind. I was just thinking about what my guy was like. And I came to the conclusion that he's petty and still bitter about the fact that HIS MUMMY DIDN'T LOVE HIM >:(

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

also http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27943669.html?mode=reply

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Your girl is so lovely.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

MILASQUEE!

[confusiontempst.livejournal.com]

That's ok, because Lee has eaten all the pie for Episode 1 of Season 3, and therefore becomes easy to tell apart, porky.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Oh dear. I don't like the sound of this at all.

I'll just hold onto the memory of him wearing that slipping off towel earlier in season two then...

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Oh God.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Slippy, slippy, slippy...

[phfa.livejournal.com]

ALMOST GOT NAKED THERE!

[phfa.livejournal.com]

But the Chief is still gorgeous, right?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

The Chief was gorgeous?

*ducks*

[phfa.livejournal.com]

*licks*

It was almost a whole season before he graduated from Cute Guy to Chief. Real names are important.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

You can have him. I'll stick with Starbuck and Gaius for the sexing.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

No I want Starbuck too! You have to share!! And Gaius! ANd Helo because he's AWESOME. And... EVREYONE DAMMIT!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

GALACTICA ORGY!

[confusiontempst.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I tended to spend most of my time eying up cute girl/Calli whenever he was on screen.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Calli is so freaking adorable! I want to squish her!

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Hah! Description snap.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Calliiiiii! She's freaking adorable. And PREGNANT LIKE A WHALE!

[likeatruck.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you love Gaius like I do. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Gaius needs all the love in the world.

And how happy does it make me that men on BSG cry? SO FREAKING HAPPY! There's big daddy Adama (sp?) and he's as tough as freaking nails and then he CRIES and I go THANK YOU BSG FOR LETTING MEN CRY.

(I need to upload some BSG icons already...)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_summer_sun_/]

Awesome post title.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

It's all true, baby. I spread the word!

[phfa.livejournal.com]

"I don't need pants, I'm the president!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

*snort*

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Besides, when you have pants, they get in the way of expensive hookers.

Should we go?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Do they not get in the way of cheap ones?

[phfa.livejournal.com]

No, cheap ones can find their way around anything.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

See, I would pay more for that.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Yes. Hookers aren't logical. I guess if you're getting one who can phase through pants you're worried that they might phase through other things as well.

[juicen.livejournal.com]

*spoilers* hehe not really. seen season 3 of BSG, own it too. its awesome. i failed at reading the replies to this post, so if ppl have told you that already you just got to hear it once more. :P final two episdoes of the season rocks.

how have you been? i havent been on LJ forever!!