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[honeyspider]

GGGGRRR! LJ! Why won't you let me delete a user picture??? WHY I ASK YOU???

ETA: Finally. It let me change them. (Sorry bottleofred...) And now looking at them... Hello phallic imagery.

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[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

Oh! You offered them a role! The footage I saw made it sound like "a roll"!

Personally, I thought that shaving an endangered species to look like a french poodle was a little tacky.

If it had been the sloths I'd have been fine, but a peacock is a little excessive!

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I thought the peacock was cool. Don't try to tell me that they way they put the three of them on that spinny thing wasn't pure class!

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

That's not "a spinny thing".

That's a rotisserie!!!

And while I appreciate the time and skill involved in training bovines to eat fowl, teaching them to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" was _surely_ in violation of animal cruelty laws.

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Well, yes, maybe. But that was all Quentin's idea, not mine! My idea was the thing with the caramello koalas. mmmm

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

*sigh*
Koalas dipped in caramel and *spoiked* on a rotisserie aren't _much_ better.

Although they do go better with a heavy Pinot Noir.

*mmmmm*

Rumour has it that you vetoed the 'cutting off the ear of Bertie Beetle to the tune of "in the middle with you"', though.

Couldn't you have done something?

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

*giggles* Koala's make the best noises when you spoik them.

Yeah, I vetoed the Bertie Beetle deal, but that was where my power pretty much ran out. Anymore than that and I'd have to sleep with Quentin. And, I mean, come on. I was already far to busy with most of the other people on the cast and crew.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

"People" being a very broad term *coughHouihanahacough* !

I always maintained that the rumours of you and Bertie were mere paparazzi fabrication. Quentin was out of the question!

I mean: Martie the Monster is _far_ to possessive! And you two are _still_ dating. Any fool can do the math!

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

GASP!

How did you know that?? Waaa. I thought we'd been so secret about it too.