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[honeyspider]

GGGGRRR! LJ! Why won't you let me delete a user picture??? WHY I ASK YOU???

ETA: Finally. It let me change them. (Sorry bottleofred...) And now looking at them... Hello phallic imagery.

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[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

But I _liked_ the one of you in a bubble-wrap bikini splayed across a table of red-and-green biros with the caption "Red-green is as red-green does!"


*g*

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I know. I love it too, but it's not good for, you know, public display and all.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

Okay, so "legs closed" would have been more tasteful.

But who can deny the number of 'hits'?

You're a minor celebrity!!!!



(Sure, I mean that all the viewers were under 18, but it beats anonymity! If you shop starkers and upside-down you'll be swamped!)

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Oh, that happened to me just the other day in fact. In K-Mart.

It was madness.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

Well, it was either from that icon or from the "Yimmy the Y-shaped Yowie" ad's you did in the same pose.

Did they ask for autographs or "Yowie Yummies"?

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

now that I think of it, yes. That should have alerted me.

Aaah, I'd almost forgotten those ads. Bloody brilliant, they were.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

Tarantino's finest!

Who'd have thought that you and Gary Coleman had such chemistry?

I actually cried when... well, you know which bit I mean!

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I do. And I don't blame you. That was the bit I won that award for. My mother was so proud!

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

I thought the Maritime Workers' Union were out of line protesting your acceptance.

Who was to know that the dugong was imported from Canada illegally? That tattoo could have been from _anywhere_!

And if You, Gary and Houihanaha happen to fall in love on-set...?

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I was always more annoyed at the protesters there about the sloths. Those folk were cranky. I offered them a role, but that didn't seem to help much.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

Oh! You offered them a role! The footage I saw made it sound like "a roll"!

Personally, I thought that shaving an endangered species to look like a french poodle was a little tacky.

If it had been the sloths I'd have been fine, but a peacock is a little excessive!

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I thought the peacock was cool. Don't try to tell me that they way they put the three of them on that spinny thing wasn't pure class!

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

That's not "a spinny thing".

That's a rotisserie!!!

And while I appreciate the time and skill involved in training bovines to eat fowl, teaching them to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" was _surely_ in violation of animal cruelty laws.

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Well, yes, maybe. But that was all Quentin's idea, not mine! My idea was the thing with the caramello koalas. mmmm

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

*sigh*
Koalas dipped in caramel and *spoiked* on a rotisserie aren't _much_ better.

Although they do go better with a heavy Pinot Noir.

*mmmmm*

Rumour has it that you vetoed the 'cutting off the ear of Bertie Beetle to the tune of "in the middle with you"', though.

Couldn't you have done something?

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

*giggles* Koala's make the best noises when you spoik them.

Yeah, I vetoed the Bertie Beetle deal, but that was where my power pretty much ran out. Anymore than that and I'd have to sleep with Quentin. And, I mean, come on. I was already far to busy with most of the other people on the cast and crew.

[bottleofred.livejournal.com]

"People" being a very broad term *coughHouihanahacough* !

I always maintained that the rumours of you and Bertie were mere paparazzi fabrication. Quentin was out of the question!

I mean: Martie the Monster is _far_ to possessive! And you two are _still_ dating. Any fool can do the math!

-BoR

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

GASP!

How did you know that?? Waaa. I thought we'd been so secret about it too.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

*boggles* I may just be tired, but i didn't understand one of those comments. Whooaa.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

just one?

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Didn't undetstand a single one, bah, you know what I mean. I sleep soon. It's nearl 7pm and i'm apsolutly bloody exhausted.