She is going to be a purse soon.

Lara wants Ariadne to be an indoor kitty.

Ariadne wants to be an outdoor kitty.

You may be spotting the problem here.

Currently that damn kitten is play hide and go seek outside in the rain. I keep spotting her - on the deck, walking along the fence, sniffing the lemon tree - but she's just too quick for me to nab. She's learned that if we spot her outside then she gets grabbed and she's decided she doesn't like that game at all.

Ariadne, to put it lightly, is being a fucking pain in my arse.

(And it appears my sneeze just a minute ago has given me a really terrible headache. What the fuck, ow.)