Chasing chimeras

I'm so the guy in this flat. Even when we have an actual sort of guy here, I'm still the one make comments about breasts.

Tim came over to watch the Victoria's Secret show the other night. He claims he was just following Sam, but we know the truth. This is, after all, the boy who used to just happen to show up at the right time on Friday nights to watch America's Next Top Model with us, so we really can't believe anything he claims about his television habits.

Anyway, none of the VS models were rated higher than a four out of ten, except for Miranda Kerr who apparently got a six. Must be her cuteness. Apparently if Heidi Klum shows up at his house he'll send her to the nursing home.

Jessica White is made of hot but needs to eat something. Really.

My votes for next year's VS show: Caroline YOU FOOLS. Judith (nudity), Bianca, Cintia, Pania (but only if she puts on a bit of weight), Tamiris, Emanuela, and Crystal (but that's never going to happen.)

And notes to VS:

1. I don't care if Ana broke contract to model a catalogue for someone who paid her better: Get her back. Seriously.

2. Rosie can look this. So why do you keep giving her awful outfits in the show?

I received a Victoria's Secret catalog in the mail today and ripped it open with much excitement. But I was made to go like >_< by the fact that it was missing both of my favourite VS models. (Yes. I have favourites. Yes, I know almost all the models by name in those things.) So to get back at the unfairness of that I am making a post filled with hot chicks.

HAHAHA, take THAT, VS!

I think I've been very restrained here.

( Actors, musicians, and models! Probably only worksafe if you're a stripper. )

I think I'll do one with the lads tomorrow.

My fingers are frozen.