On a jumpy and glorious morning, Bri sat on a table. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her head ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Remus to love someone with a glittery ear?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a feathery sleepy action figure, all on a summer's day. I wish my Remus would slap me, in his own blue way..."
"Do you?" Remus sat down beside Bri and put his hand on Bri's foot. "I think that could be arranged."
Bri gasped sweetly. "But what about my glittery ear?"
"I like it," Remus said snappily. "I think it's spidery."
They came together and their kiss was like a dragon that burns fire and fear into your very soul.
"I love you," Bri said funkily.
"I love you too," Remus replied and slapped her.
They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived hungrily ever after.
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Date: 2004-06-15 05:30 am (UTC)On a jumpy and glorious morning, Bri sat on a table. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her head ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Remus to love someone with a glittery ear?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a feathery sleepy action figure, all on a summer's day. I wish my Remus would slap me, in his own blue way..."
"Do you?" Remus sat down beside Bri and put his hand on Bri's foot. "I think that could be arranged."
Bri gasped sweetly. "But what about my glittery ear?"
"I like it," Remus said snappily. "I think it's spidery."
They came together and their kiss was like a dragon that burns fire and fear into your very soul.
"I love you," Bri said funkily.
"I love you too," Remus replied and slapped her.
They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived hungrily ever after.