Amusing family life.

King Arthur preview comes on TV. The first one I’ve seen so far. I squee and dive for the floor in front of TV making shush noises to the general world and going ‘Keira!’ a lot.

Preview ends. I shout ‘Keira! *marries*!’ (Yes, I speak in *’s in real life. It’s worrying.)

Me: Keira! Love! Want!
Brother: What? Are you a lesbian now?
Me: well, it’s Keira! KEIRA! Who doesn’t want Keira??
Brother: So you’re gay?
Me: *pile of drool* Keira…
Brother: … But…you like Johnny Depp…
Me: What’s your point?
Brother: …. You’re weird.

How like a man.