[livejournal.com profile] phfa: Listen to my bed. ... It sounds so cliché


Oct. 11th, 2009 03:17 pm
I love Grease 2 SO MUCH! It's my favourite movie ever. I like Michael. He's hot. I want him to have my babies.

EDIT: While this information may be correct, Alison is still evil.
Had the weirdest conversation with quite drunk, almost asleep Alison last night.

Ali: ...the backdrop
Me: What was that?
Ali: I'm not the backdrop. The goatse backdrop.
Me: ...what?
Ali: If meat spin had a goatse backdrop, it wouldn't be me, right? I don't want to be the backdrop.
Me: um...okay?
Ali: I'm not a goaste backdrop?
Me: You're not a goatse backdrop.
Ali: Okay. *sleeps*

Wait...what? Alison has no memory of the conversation at all so she's no help in working out what she was on about. I lay all blame on W00t for this one, which I'm sure is pretty much correct.

The goatse backdrop to meat spin. Alright then...

Sidenote: Firefox doesn't believe 'goatse' is a word. Good firefox, remain in the dark.

I love having a journal that my parents read where I talk about Meat Spin and Goatse but, for the love of all things holy and unholy, DO NOT GOOGLE, parentals. Seriously. You loved and protected me as a child and now it's time for me to do the same thing for you. You don't even want to know.
Alison just re-enacted the soundtrack of Doctor Horrible with her breasts.
You know, back in the early days of this LJ (all the way back in November ) I used to update every day and yet these days it's nothing like that. Last post here was two and a half weeks ago. And yet I still spend most of my internet time on LJ. I'm just not usually in my own account. Damn dirty internet role playing.

I've decided that Raen is a dirty filthy lesbian and cannot be contained. Last night she found my Victoria Secret catalogue and began ferociously licking the cleavage of the models before working her way down. I worry for that girl sometimes. She's obviously completely deranged. Poor Miranda Kerr has gone all warpy now...
Circe: Can you imagine what it would be like if you had a ninja up your bum?
Raen: It'd be like buttsex with Tim!
Hey baby! I'm back in the USSR! And by that I, of course, mean New Zealand. And I thought I had some really fascinating things to say here but now that I'm typing I'm proving myself wrong on that front.

Tasmania was good, if a little weird. Everything was all very the same except for me. And, as predicted, I did in fact have the brightest hair in all of Devonport. (But, of god, Devonport has not escaped the scene kids. They're there as well. Not so much with the emos, but the horrible eighties hair with the lawnmower cuts and the random sections of bleach? Oooh yeah. All over the show.)

Got to see both Arsène Lupin and Golden Compass which is basically so much Eva Green that I was in the land of gorgeous happy. It's a good land.

I'm so glad I don't have to fly anywhere for a long time. I'm rather sick of planes right now, and not entirely fond of car trips either as we drove from one end of Tasmania and then back again. At least I got a few hours with a Nikki and a Lewi at Melbourne on the way over. That was beyond awesome to see them :)

I'm losing days. I thought it was NYE tonight but it's not, is it? Alison is confusing me by telling me there was a party! (Unless there is and it just isn't NYE? I'm so out of the loop!) Or is it, in fact, New Year's Eve? Hello? Where am I? Who am I? Will someone please return me to the Asylum for Wayward Girls before I become a danger to all?
I think my spam filter has been eating emails that aren't actually spam >_< I only just discovered this today, because as if I'm dedicated enough to sort through the millions of spams I get every day. But hopefully I've fixed it now and it won't eat things anymore. So if you've emailed me and I never replied: Hi! I'm not being rude! I probably just didn't know! (It's gmail being rude.)

The sun is glaring in my window and making it rather difficult to see the screen. But I will soldier on through the hard times, baby. Because in nine days I'll be in Nimbin, so how can anything possibly be bad about that? Nimbin, baby! And mum's currently booking me tickets for Christmas in Tassie. I am a jet setting superstar and you better believe it, cupcake.

Mmmm, I wish I had a cupcake.

I am currently downloading Into the Woods, because my DVD of said musical is beyond dead. (Yes, Sequoia. A MUSICAL. Try not to vomit directly on your screen.) Downloading is taking forever. Grargh. But then Raen and I are going to sit round, eat crap, and sing along to fairy tales. I am SO HARDCORE you can barely comprehend it.

Aaaaand an email from mum just now informs me that Tasmania is 18th - 29th of December. Holy shit it's going to be weird to be back there.

(PS to Raen: Hilary Rhoda + Crystal Renn = Totally sisters. y/n?)

MSN convo

Dec. 20th, 2004 02:10 am
MSN convo with Billy Corgan (*snerk*) )
Dearest flist of flistyness:

I’m back.

That is all.

Okay, so maybe I’ll write a little more than that then. I’d write a day by day thing here but…I can’t remember day by day cause I’m lazy and I didn’t write it down. But it was fun anyway ^_^

Got off the plane in Melbourne -already bouncingbouncingbouncing- and looked around for Raen (for the uneducated: [livejournal.com profile] phfa). Panicked for a short moment with the ‘omgwhereisshe??’ walked around and who should I see lurking around the corner? (Who’s this shady looking character?) it was a Raen! And there was glomping and much concussion. (Dear lord, my spellcheck doesn’t recognise ‘glomping’! Awful!) Raen spent the whole trip back from the airport going ‘oooh, where are koalas? Ooooh, different trees! Ooooo your dirt is funny coloured!’ (No. It’s not orange, Raen. It’s dirt-coloured.)

Then we crashed at our hostel. About 10 minutes later Nikki ([livejournal.com profile] persephone_20) shows up and attacks us. In a nice way.

During our time there was much shopping and spending of money and buying and omgtodiefor corset. Mmmmm *hugs corset* it’s honestly the sexiest thing ever. I don’t have the bust for the thing -unlike Raen and Nikki who both looked all kinds of gorgeous- but I still adore it. I also bought a skirt and there were sooooo many pretty things in that shop! Bad Circe.

And then Raen and I went to stay with [livejournal.com profile] bottleofred who is lovely and even gave up his bed for the two annoyingly loud tourists. And I think I caught my most awful cold from his housemates but it’s aaaall good. *sniffs* I’m getting over it!

Hmmm, what else happened, precious? Oh! I got to meet [livejournal.com profile] saffronlie and her non-LJ friend (those people really exist apparently!) We shopped and such. Which is always fun. Got to meet lots of new people on this trip really. Gotta remember to count all of Nikki’s friends too, who were all great. Not that I’m surprised by this. I even got to hang out at a party with them and do the random snogging thing.

By the time I had to leave I was rather addicted to trams and trains though. Public transport rocks my socks. I’m such a geek. And now, because I’m lazy, the list of things that also were very cool:

# the food court off Little Collins St. Best. Pizza. Evah. I’m so very easily pleased.

# Ordering Stabucks as ‘Des[demona] and Ophelia’ and answering doubters with a sheepish ‘our parents were Shakespeare geeks’
# Drinking martinis on an empty stomach and cold and flu tablets at a lesbian bar.

# Singing really bad karaoke when sick and laced in a corset- because how can one hold back from karaoke when one finds a Smashing Pumpkins song as an option?

# Finding a nice factory clothing outlet and buying way too much.

# Watching movies than lead to week long discussions that go ‘omgyay Medieval!D/L!’

# Staying up all night and watching Buffy with someone who doesn’t usually watch it but enjoyed it anyway.

# Buying new music.

# Watching lions at Melbourne Zoo and buying a purple snake toy you didn’t really need and naming it with obscure references. *pats Acamar*

# Sitting in a park in St Kilda with shapes and cream cheese and just lounging on the grass and then zooming about.

# Lying in a queen size bed and pretending to be two completely different people.

# Giving Raen her first mango ever and watching her utterly devour it.

# pancakes with strawberries and lots of syrup

# real life snuggles

Today I took Nikki for a loooong walk around town and got all sunburnt but, meh, it was a nice walk still. next time I will remember sunscreen.

Aaaaand I think I'm off to bed now. Night all.

ETA: Why did no one tell me my layout was all pixally on computers that aren't mine? *fiddles*
My God. I was in a class. By choice. The world has just spun on its axis and is going to crash into a firey oblivion. My course started today and I'd forgotten what the worst part of school was. The fact that you can't just get up whenever you damn well please. Waa. I like waking up at 10am! But that minor detail aside, it wasn't so bad. But I bet I came off as a total bitch anyway. It's not that I am a total bitch most of the time, it's just that I'm very anti-social and stand-offish. I'll talk and smile and say hi but I'd much prefer to read my book that talk to people at lunch.

[livejournal.com profile] phfa sent me a video thingy that she said I should watch. Apparently it had some ghostish thing on it and I'd have to watch closly to see it and turn the volume right up and I might be able to hear the interferance. So I downloaded it and dragged my mum in to watch it as well. So there I am, watching veeeery closly, eyes narrowed and peering at the screen, and suddenly A ZOMBIE JUMPS RIGHT OUT SCREAMING! Waa. I screamed and almost fell off my chair. My mother giggled. A zombie! You should have seen my hands shaking! I could barely turn it off! So:

Dearest Raen,

It is so many levels of wrong to send a zombie thing to someone who has a ridiculously large fear of zombies. And after contemplating the idea of cutting off all your hair while you slept, I instead didn't post your chocolate yet. Suffer my revenge, wench.

Your Slytherin Who Had A Heart Attack.

I know I had something else to write here, but I've forgotten. So instead I'll go upload X-Men icons.



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